My Baby Dolphin
It was a harsh winter in 2026 in the Northeast—cold, dry, and frankly a little rude. And although my skin is naturally moist (my wife insists on calling it “oily,” but I prefer “radiantly hydrated”), even I started seeing flaking on my wonderfully bald head. I tried several products, but the one that actually worked was HeadBlade’s HeadLube Matte moisturizing lotion. It smoothed everything out so well that my scalp went from “Sahara Desert” to “freshly buffed bowling ball” in about a week. At this point, my head is so smooth that my wife says petting it is like touching a baby dolphin. I’m choosing to take that as a compliment.